Once there was a little girl with long magic hair
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Rule #1 of Tumblr:
you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash
david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.
Must reblog for that comment
That comment, my God..
forget david karp. Thats fucking JGL telling me to reblog.
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“I’m not a romantic, but even I concede that the heart does not exist solely for the purpose to pump blood.”
Favourite Matthew & Mary quotes - 3x03
Ahhh fuck this! NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES!
Not whovian; reblog anyway
Saw the picture but didnt read. Gonna reblog anyway!
SOMEONE HOLD ME OH MY GOD
I know better now
LOL SEE YA
Son of a
fuck its hard not to
Good Lord fucking hell
SALT WILL NOT SAVE US! SOMEONE GET ANOTHER ANGEL TO STARE AT IT!
I have no idea what this is but after reading all these posts im scared.
So there’s only one channel in this motel,
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.
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Some guys just really have a way with words :)
Stephanie~18~singer~friend~Mr. Darcy's lover